FINALLY

Chris Hires - Tits Not A Party w/o You

1. Spankrock - Back Yard Betty
2. Orbit - The Beat Goes On (Lunar Mix)/Gwen Stefani - Dance Hollaback Girl
3. Pump Factory - Bat Jam (Joker Mix)
4. Johnny MC - Time To Get Rough
5. Egyptian Lover - Egypt Egypt
6. MIA - 10 Dollar
7. Ms. Thing - Ms. Thing and the Doctor (Feat. Beanie Man)
8. 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man
9. Hey Girl Where Ya Boyfriend At?
10. Spankrock - Yeah Megamix (Feat. Amanda Blank)
11. Frank Ski - Frank's Ski Shoot/Purple Ribbon Allstars - Kryptonite
12. Mike Jones - Flossin'

Oh, She Totally Wins

Elisha Cuthbert already dominates my celebrity crush list (ranking among the elite, such as Kate Bosworth and Shannon Sossoman), but this just might push her straight to the top. She runs a freakin hockey blog!? I'm really trying, but I can't think of anything cooler/hotter than that. This combined with the whole naughty high school girl routine from Old School could easily make Elisha Cuthbert the greatest woman of our generation.

Other things:

David Cross is very funny. (via What We All Want)

Lady Sov throws a tantrum in Philly two nights ago. (via Philebrity)

Holler!

Missouri people! Big things this weekend, don't sleep on it.