It Just Makes Sense

If you are going to put an item from your spring/summer '05 collection in the new issue of Paris Vogue Hommes, shouldn't you make sure that item is available somehow, somewhere? I'm talking to you Puma. I need a new swimsuit, and you fit the bill nicely. Oh, but too bad you can't find this particular suit anywhere, except page 228 where it is featured on a model who also has a great haircut that I'm planning to steal. I can't wear a magazine! Rediculous.

I'm leaving Monday, and I still haven't packed a single thing. My apartment is so messy, I can't imagine where to begin. Tomorrow morning has been designated for cleaning, and then tomorrow night for the commencement of packing. My editor gave me a bunch of boxes today. I went to his house, and I was taken aback at the sight of him in shorts and sandals. Not that he looked bad, but just because I've never seen him outside of work and the idea that my editor does not wear a suit during every hour of the day was momentarily bewildering.

Lately I am so indifferent to the passing of time.