Attn: Columbia Kids
I'm heading to Texas tomorrow, but I'm coming back Sunday night to hold down the stereo at the white party, and I expect to see all of you there. Print this shit out and hook up your friends:
A Conversation With A Homeless Person
Chris Hires is a creative genius, who is bursting with resiliance and vigor, and is waiting for you to call him to go on a date.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
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2 Comments:
dear fag,
i am oh so happy about your recent plans to visit texas. My party saturday night will be what some might refer to as, "the bomb". Maybe i will kiss jessica smith and then just offically complete the list of girls that you have crushed on and that have kissed me instead. I am the stud. Oh, and don't forget that fucking dip itssogoodicantasteitnow.
later,
-leslie anne
fucking shit chris hires i am excited to party with you this saturday youz a crunk motherfucker and i havent partied in like 6 months so im gonna be off the hook this weekend fo sho! i wish i got to go to your "white party" as well
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