the Shakespeare's application is amazing.

"is music something you enjoy occasionally, or is it the meaning of your life?"

and then the rant on the back:

"There are some things that bear mentioning. We ertainly don't minde if you smoke, but you must be able to work for hours at a time without having to take a smoke break. We do not tolerate the use of drugs or other illegal crap on the job. you must be good with numbers; you should be able to easily add 3.36 and 2.76 in your head for instance. You should be physically fit, able to lift large objects and work at a quick pace for long periods of time."


I really want this job.