A call to arms, of sorts
Hey blog reader in Highland Park, Illinois, whats up? Thats right, I've got my eye on you. That goes for all the rest of you too. I can't for the life of me think of who I know who might live in Highland Park, Illinois, or even Highland Park, Texas for that matter. So step out from the shaddows and into the light! If all the lurkers start participating, we could have a party to celebrate your arrival. It will have the loudest music you've ever heard, and drugs! Oh, the drugs! You will wake up as a different person, I can assure you.
...this post was really stupid.
2 Comments:
i want lurkers
Dang. Lizzie posted exactly what I was going to say.
Well, truthfully, I am also a lurker...Chris I am coming out of the shadows. I think you should come visit me at UT and we can have an unofficial gay marriage on gay pride day. And then adopt an asian baby, and teach her to rap and then live off her platinum record sales money.
This is just an option.
-Mr. L. Urker
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