The news is boring today

We'll continue with the literary recommendations with this. The idea of writing a short novel in the form of an instructional pamphlet (albeit a very long pamphlet) is absolutely brilliant. Also, the plotline involving returning to the estranged girlfriend is wonderfully poignant. I read this over Christmas break, and I started reading it again today. I printed my copy out on the big printer (lovingly nicknamed Mt. Fuji) at the Maneater office; my editors got really pissed. Perhaps you should not print your copy in the office of The Maneater. Apparently they do not appreciate these things.