Can You Smell This?

I think that all shirts should be warn at a party by the member of the opposite sex before you buy them. That way they smell amazing the day after you buy them and you wear them for the first time. All I know is that I didn't have sex with Tasha, but she wore and then gave back the shirt that she has had for 3 years, and today it totally smells like her and I'm all about it. Maybe I'll start hiring good smelling girls to wear pieces of my wardrobe every time I do laundry.