Jawns and Gentlemen

Holy shit, it's so fucking cold in my apartment right now. Jesus.

My brother's current away message: "My old man always said that hell would have no flames, just a front row seat to watch your true love pack her things and go away." (Where does he get this stuff?)

Things that have happened yesterday and today:

- Woke up feeling sick, decided I was in the process of becoming sick
- I left my windows open during a massive rainstorm
- Walked out of my bio lecture, and ran home to make sure that my apartment didn't look like some New Orleans type shit
- (My apartment was fine).
- Went to my sociology class
- Discovered that we were only watching a movie in sociology
- Left sociology
- Ate a burrito, and took a nap
- Woke up, went to set up the Kingdom Flying Club after party
- Went to the Artisan to try and stay awake and kill time until the show
- Decided at this point, I was officially sick
- Saw Joe Winters, and Lauren Veach
- Read the New York Times, and Can't Stop, Won't Stop
- Talked with Joel and Brent (?) about models, specifically models who do coke (mostly we talked about kait moss).
- Talked with Lauren about Project Runway, and the upcoming Project Jay
- Read some more
- Went to the Kingdom Flying Club show, thought I might die
- Went to the after party, took some advil and stepped behind the decks
- Spun discs for about 2 hours, to a great crowd (larger than you would think, for 2am on a Wednesday).
- Made $50
- Got hit on, alot
- Realized that I had no idea where my keys were
- Called Jay Kirby, had him drive my to Caitlin's, because I thought my keys were in her car
- Got to her house, and heard what sounded like hell coming out of a television set
- I turned out that she was watching Independence Day really loud
- My keys were not in her car
- Wound up crashing at Caitlin's on the futon
- Woke up and went to the Artisan, to see if I had left them there (I didn't).
- Walked back to Amberly's, where the party was
- Saw that my car had been moved, which required keys
- Amberly's roommate found my keys on the porch, helped me pack my shit
- Finally got home at 11am.